Dollars. Cents. Yuan. Euro. Pounds. Tolar. Francs, Rand, Krone. Zloty, Sol Pesos, Baht, Rial, Som, Meticals. Kyats. Leu, Luma, Lek, Rubles. Tugrit, Ringgit, Qəpik, Yet, Apsar. Quetzal, Rufiyaa, Kwanza Kyat. Manets. Kapyeyka. Zimbabwe Dollars, piles and piles of them, worth nothing. Fils, Paisa. Kopeck. Qindarkë. Santeem. Ngultrum, Boliviano, Mark. Pieces of Eight. Galleons, Sickles, Knut. Flanian Pobble Bead. Wampam. Jangles. Tālā. Ariary, Kwacha. Darsek. Your Debit Card. Space Bucks. Platinum pieces. Riel. Kuna. Øre. Butut. Tetri. tögrög. Pesewa. Loti, Hatian gourde. Hondurian lempira. Forint. Shekel. Balboa. 100 NORTH KOREAN WON.

Finally you just scatter all these bills and coins onto the counter, grab your ice cream cone, and run into the night.