Step 1: start with a YEEE

Step 2: pause

Step 3: spit out excess tobacco juice

Step 4: belly up to the bar

Step 4: throw down a nickle

Step 4: take a shot of rye

Step 4: wink at the nearest dame

Step 32: snort

Step 33: perform signature lip curl or eyebrow furl

Step 4: hock

Step 1001: pause (insert other steps here)

Final Step: git her done with a HAW