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»You'd rather live in the Middle Ages then, would ya? When they were ripping each other to shreds, yeah? They were way worse than ISIS or any of them lot. Like, it's a fսcking miracle anyone's even left in Europe. All we've been doing is just fսckin' hacking each other to bits and burning each other at the stake. All I'm saying is, right, we're fսcking lucky, do you know what I mean? Like, we're living in the... best time in the history of the world, on the best fսcking planet. If you can't be satisfied living now, here... you're never gonna be satisfied.«

OMG he's literally me